misandry-mermaid:

ellestanger:

cumber-hiddles:

scorpswimmer:

This is why you cant trust women, even when theyre mouth is closed theyre still lying to you

you do realize that this is really hurtful right?

i did not do this to show how i am ‘lying’ to men or anyone, it’s not about how you, as a man, should feel about it - it’s about myself. 

to me your statement sounds as if the left side of this picture is something awful or horrible. and no, it’s not. it is my face - with and without makeup. and whether i chose to wear it or not is MY AND JUST MY decision. and when i do, i do it for myself - so that i feel good about myself - not for you.

Women aren’t born with makeup on, guy. Just like penises don’t circumcise themselves, and air conditioning isn’t ‘natural’. Makeup is no different than brushing your hair, or bubblegum. It’s elective. Although I have a sneaking suspicion that you’re not very loved by the ladies.

Male logic:

  1. Treat makeup-less women like shit for looking “less attractive”
  2. Pressure women to wear makeup in order to receive basic respect
  3. Treat women like malicious liars for wearing the makeup they were told they HAD to wear
  1. Camera: Panasonic DMC-FZ45
  2. Aperture: f/3.3
  3. Exposure: 1/4th
  4. Focal Length: 12mm

rush-n-mule:

makeitearlgrey:

ungratefullittleshit:

The guy who has no idea how brooms work:image

This guy that is pretty sure he was just kicked:image

This guy who has no control over his arm movements:

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1. he’s practicing for his sweeping exam

2. clearly the force extended his kick

3. that dude is clearly practicing his sweet futuristic dance moves for when he goes out with his girl

The force kick is a headcanon tho

collegehumor:

pancakes-and-penguins:

This is the single best post I’ve ever seen. 

Parents need to teach their children these man tips.

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eerie-innocence42:

valkyrierisen:

jorhita7:

kylegreggy:

Stephen nailed it last night. The sexism in this debate from Fox and others is unacceptable, especially in the light that women get paid less than men but still have to pay more for health insurance.

sorry we’re unfairly charged with the responsibility of continuing the human race.  and maybe men would live longer if they went to the doctor more.  

maybe men would live longer if they went to the doctor more. 

Reblogging for that line oh my god

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ohheyalvin:

alexb61593:

hester-nitsworthy:

the-olive-rogue-of-heart:

wanderrlost:

followmeslut:

I really want this .. No like seriously

Coolest thing I’ve ever seen on Tumblr hands down.

well heres the link…  theyre only 18$ so go crazy

ARE WE JUST GOING TO IGNORE WHAT IT SAYS IN THE CARD??????????????

that is a good mom

The possibilities!

monocleenterprises:

unbalancedfox:

g0ggles:

When people in movies run directly away from the train / boulder / truck / etc instead of just like, taking two steps to the side of it

OH NO A GIGANTIC TREE FALLING OVER *runs away directly along its length*

image

Bucky knows what’s up

(Source: hama0n)

unprintable:

How do people do backflips and shit? like i can’t even flip my grilled cheese without fucking up

beckettshooha:

#in which castle represents the fandom
beckettshooha:

#in which castle represents the fandom

beckettshooha:

#in which castle represents the fandom

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